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The Drowmage’s 2007 Predictions January 2, 2007

Posted by drowmage in 2007 predictions, Drowmage's rants.
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The Drowmage is back after ushering the New Year sans alchohol and all things unsavoury. Predictions for the New Year of 2007 will begin … now :

  • Petrol prices will increase in Malaysia… again.
  • Air Asia will have even more delayed flights.
  • Crappy movies will make their way into the country’s cinemas via major distributors. (Invisible Waves, Sinking of Japan, DOA)
  • Awesome movies (Borat, Team America, The Last Communist) will be banned following comments that it degrades our youths’ mentality (yes, our nation’s youths have been famous for being spoon-fed education and are incapable of exercising their brain cells, according to many.)
  • Small village kids will start wearing “Cicakman” T-shirts and sticking their tongues out, just like their ghecko superhero.
  • Borat visits Malaysian villages, hence prompting the sequel to his movie.
  • Malaysia puts itself on the map by doing another stupendous feat, such as sending another astranout into space to find out if teh tarik can really be made in space.
  • Malaysia tries to break more world records, like the longest ‘nasi kandar’ buffet line, or the ‘biggest kebaya’.

Happy New Year everyone!

P.S. : Read Patrick Teoh’s vision of the “Visit Malaysia 2007” campaign. The man is a fracking genius!

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